Not a single part/dialogue was non-mokkai.

I want one guy who will call me back if i give miscal (I will give miscall wenevr i am bored)

I want one guy to chat when I am vetti at offc.

I want one guy with a bike to roam arnd wen I am jobless.

I want one guy who can buy me evrythng I point to.

I want one guy to drop me and pick up from office when I miss my offc bus..

Ippothaiku ivlo pothum nu nenaikiren..

Responsibilities/Requirements for the positions required:

1.Should not get back to me if I ditch Him.

2.He shouldnt ditch me

3.Any graduate can apply.

4.Recommendations from Brenda and cynthia will be an additional advantage.

5.Should make no progress in the relationship unless I intimate or wish to do so .:P

P.S. : At present all these positions are vacant. I would prefer different guy for each job(I would like to employ many during recession ).However,anyone who proves worthy(to be read as wealthy) enough shall be considered.

I am posting these things bcoz it has been long since I had blogged.There is one more thing that has to be added to the list..I also dont understand what has been keeping me busy all these days that I couldnt write a post?Probably “Applying and ditching the exams” .

Three years back,I was at Chennai some two months for a summer internship.I stayed at my chitappa’s house.My chitappa’s second daughter was only three and had not started going to school.It once happned that me and the kid were alone at home.We were watching some cartoon channel(all that I remember is the Octopus-I guess Ponns can figure out the program name now,but I dont remember it).During the middle of the program,there was a power cut.And my sister starts asking me questions.

Varshini (the 3-yr old kid) : Akka,yenna aachu?

Me : Current poiduthu da..konja nerathula vanthudum.

Varshini : Yenga poiruku current?

Me : (Oh God!What do I answer?..I keep blinking)

Varshini : Yenga ka poirukku current?

She finishes the question and power is back.And I am relieved that I neednt answer.

Varshini : Sollunga ka..current vanthuduthu..Yenga poitu vanthurukku?

I dont remember what I answered to the kid.I had had so many such questions from her that had made me think a lot.I just loved those two months stay at Chennai.There is one more thing to mention about the kid.She says I am her kid and she is my mom .I wish I really were..

Sagittarius :

Zodiac Symbol : The Archer
Birth dates : Nov 22-Dec 21
Zodiac element : Fire
Zodiac quality : Mutable
Domicile : Jupiter

1.The Sagittarius woman is an enterprising and resourceful individual who is constantly searching(googling ) in order to fulfil her dreams.
2.Ruled by the fun-loving and expansive Jupiter, Sagittarius is not known for her ability to stay within the confines of a budget.
Not one to care about such details as a price tag or a credit limit, Sagittarius will often spend beyond her means.(Y worry when Brenda is ready to swipe her card for me..lol)
3.The most compatible signs for our Sagittarius the “Centaur” are those of Aries and Leo and, Libra and Aquarius can also make excellent partnerships with Sagittarius.
Taurus and Cancer relationship are also not the easiest and may require some work and, Pisces, Gemini, and Virgo present the greatest relationship challenges for our Sagittarius girl.
(I better start looking for Aries,Leo,Libra and Aquarian guys coz I am getting bored with this routine life)

Now here goes the advice or info (abt sagittarian women) to those poor Aries,Leo,Libra and Aquarian guys out there.

A Sagittarius woman lacks tact and her flat, on-the-face statements may make you feeling like running away from her. Then, suddenly, she will say something so charming that you will feel as if you are on the seventh heaven. There, you go again! You will be trapped in her charm once more.

She sees it exactly as it is and says what she sees. At times, you may wish that she were not so honest. But then, she would be like any other girl, wouldn’t she? In all probability, you will not like it.(So u r nt going to like me..Ob!!)

Usually, she is very calm and composed. However, when you become rude to her or offend her, she may become like the fire-spitting dragon.(I am always one)

Sagittarius women are quite independent and love their freedom. They are attached to their family, but not too much. If you want to get something done from a Sagittarian female, just ask her; don’t order. She will never ever do it. She is your better half and don’t you dare forget that. On the other hand, she doesn’t want a sissy for a husband or boyfriend. He has to be a real man, who has his ego and won’t stand for nonsense. So, you will be expected to balance politeness with firmness. I know it’s difficult – but then, since when was winning someone easy.

She says what she thinks and how she acts shows what she feels. This bluntness may cost her heavily at times, even to the point of ending the relationship. Still, she would act as if she’s not hurt at all and it is just one of the many harmless flirtations she’s had. People will even believe all this, while inside she will be weeping and nursing her wounds. All this time, she will be analyzing what went wrong and when.

The word ‘marriage’ makes a Sagittarian female a little nervous and you will need to tempt her in order to make her settle down. She is a little hard to catch and tends to be one of the boys all the time. That doesn’t mean she looks or acts like a man! Infact, she is as female as any other girl is.

Don’t be fooled by them. Look deep inside a Sagittarius female and you will find a woman who is so enthusiastic about life and who trusts easily. Infact, this extreme belief makes her heart vulnerable and defenseless. It gets broken too often, but then, she knows how to move on with life. You will be tempted to care for her. It’s natural. There are hardly any people who can resist the bright and charming disposition of a Sagittarius girl.

Just let her be what she is. Don’t try to change her and don’t curb her individuality. She will brighten your life with her optimism, boost you with loyalty, trust you blindly and shower her affection on you. She will encourage you to see dreams and help you in making them come true!

I hope I/my parents find someone to do/adjust all this for me in the near future….Quite difficult..rite?

P.S : I am a perfect sagittarian..:)

Magma,bedrock,talus,blast fusion,lava,volcano,..[:P]

-> Butterflies,pigeons and squirrels are the creatures she is scared of.
->She has an ego problem with lizards.
->Her watch is on her right hand.
->The best tamil movie according to her is KANNAMOOCHI YENNADA.For those who dont remember the movie,its the movie starred by prithvi raj,Sandhya,Radhika and Sathyaraj (Still difficult to recollect,eh?)
->Mozhi,Kanda naal mudhal and panchathanthiram are some movies that are not good..says the great damn friend.
->She says,she was very mature when she was in class six,
->She never shuts her mouth and tells us that we are dumb (Man ..u need to give a break to let us open our mouths)
->She is a perfectly confused hybrid(as I usually call her) when it comes to what her mother tongue is..Tamil,Telugu,Kannada????whats it? Please dont ask her this ques..she will give u explanation for an hour.

Whatever..good to have u as a friend.She is a real good person..I am nt writing anymore..coz it isnt a testimonial

My Damn great friend..I hope you dnt mind!!

I am just listing down two events that I cant forget in my school life.These are some of the moments that I have thought of many days and laughed at my own foolishness or sillyness,whatevr u call it.

Once I had taken leave for three days and gone to see my sis at coimbatore.This was in my 12th grade.I generally have the habit of writing the reason for the leave as fever and so had given the leave letter the same way this time also.I come back after 3 days and my chemistry sir ,also my class teacher sends me out of the class saying tht I had written a lie in the leave letter!(How silly a reason?!).The worst part was I cried over it (thuest..as in Swathy’s language.

Then comes the first test I flunked;This was also during my 12th grade.There was some revision exam going on.Me and CK were sharing a table.Ck took one of my answer sheets to copy and too gave it.Unfortunately,the invigilator saw it.Thts it ..gone..And for the first time ,my report card had red ink on it.

College was more fun.I dont have words to describe it.There are quite a lot of interesting events for me to list out..especially during the third year.Will get back to it sumtym ,maybe.